I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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