i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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