Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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