Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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