Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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