Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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