if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Are my feet made of real feet?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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