Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
