So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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