Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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