drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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