do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
