I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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