I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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