omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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