you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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