with your own penis?
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm going to jail i love you
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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