if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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