he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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