he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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