are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Your mouth is God's brothel.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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