remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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