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drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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