Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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