the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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