there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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