We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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