problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
don't judge my taste in strippers
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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