You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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