So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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