Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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