People in love make me want to vomit
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Randomize
