I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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