What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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