we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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