I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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