You just made me feel so damn special
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
