I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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