Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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