I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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