wanna go halves on a baby?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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