I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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