Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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