If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i drank out of a bidet.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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