While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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