just come out here and I will go home with you...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I want a musical about memes.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize