i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
we're making bets on your personal life
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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