scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
