i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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