he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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