How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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