there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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