I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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